Warning: The content in this article is purely fictional and MUST NOT be acted upon for personal safety and legal reasons.
If you are plain stupid, have a death wish or are a pure adrenaline junkie, the following may be of interest to you.
- Rent a V8 Holden Monaro and take it for an absolute thrashing. In the Adelaide hills. WEEEeeeeeeee!!!
- Go to a football match and tell the football supporters that their team is a bunch of sissies. Then run away as fast as you can. AAAHHHHH!
- Go to the Melbourne art gallery and claim that the paintings are all fakes. Pompous!!
- Climb the ayers rock. Oooohh offensive to the indigenous people.
- Climb to the top of the Sydney Opera house and skate board down.
- Skull a 6 pack of Coopers pale ale Australian beer. YYUuuummmm
- Now go and eat: 3 beef mince pies, some fish and chips and a porterhouse steak. UUUgghHHH!!
- Now go to Darwin when it’s extremely hot and humid in summer and do a full length marathon run.
- Then go seek out a crocodile to wrestle with. (In honor of Steve Irwin- Crikey!)
- Then go to all the theme parks in the Gold Coast and ride every roller coaster ride, after you’ve had lunch. BLLLLUUUUUU!!!!
- Then find the tallest sky scraper in Sydney and parachute out from it.
